Curious, eh?

Well at the moment there are no offenders, but I thought I'd add a cautionary tale.

In the ladies loo in a pub in England, there was a statue of a handsome chap, naked except for a strategically placed plastic fig leaf.  For those daring to look, there was a note under the fig leaf which read "Congratulations, you have just rung a bell in the bar."

What was that noise you just heard?